If you die suspiciously, the police check your...
whatplanetareyouonhollie: Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts Oh shit, I’m fucked.. When I die I’m going to leave a fucking note with my suicide note for everyone telling them to stay the fuck away from my internet history
Reblog if you're from the Bronx
kryptogeek: fuck-yeah-best-posts: CLICK PLAY, laugh your ass off. Black people…. hot food….. DAMN!!!
Mark Wallinger‘s “Time and Relative Dimensions in...
typewriterinthetardis: scottishbitch: A life-sized mirrored model of the TARDIS from Doctor Who which at certain angles seems to blend into its environment. It was exhibited at The Hayward Gallery in February 2009. also known as “Holy Shit. What? Yes.”
I'm An Impatient Person...
What happens to Blacks who reject Islam/"Arab... →
biggjayr: unapologetically-black: “The Janjaweed are like a grotesque mixture of the mafia and the Ku Klux Klan,” says Prendergast. “These guys have a racist ideology that sees the Arab population as the supreme population that would like to see the subjugation of non-Arab peoples. They’re criminal racketeers that have been supported very directly by the government to wage the war against the...
That's why they cover their eyes. They're not weeping, they can't risk looking at each other. Their greatest asset is their greatest curse. They can never be seen. Loneliest creatures in the Universe. And I'm sorry. I am very, very sorry. It's up to you now.
What am I supposed to do?
The blue box, it's my time machine. There is a world of time energy in there they could feast on forever. The damage they can do can switch off the sun. You have got to send it back to me!
And that's it, I'm afraid. There's no more from you on the transcript, that's all I've got. I dunno what stopped you talking, but I can guess. They're coming. The angels are coming for you. But listen, your life could depend on this. Don't blink! Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink! Good luck!
charmandacb asked: Voldemort ('cause I think it's an interesting question) XD
Put a Harry Potter character in my ask... →
charmandacb: fuckyeahdeathlyhallows: ohmylyrics: prettygirlfromconcord: Harry Potter- Tell about a scar on your body. Ron Weasley- Something you’re afraid of. Hermione Granger- A subject you know a lot about. Draco Malfoy- Closest green item to you. Severus Snape- Your favorite Alcoholic beverage. Rubeus Hagrid- Your favorite animal. Luna Lovegood- Something about you other people find...
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That awkward moment when you think of something...
attackmoth: lexiepan: And then think “I know you’re listening.” and see if anyone becomes startled.