Nathan and josh are partners in a project together. Idk if that’s hilarious or horrifying.
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I need to get dressed and go to school. But that involves closing my laptop and putting on pants, two things I have no desire to do.
….Fuck me I just remembered I need to clean a bunch of stuff before I leave fuck you all I’m out of here.
Instagram adding all these new features yet they still can’t implement 16:9 wide angle photos so people can take pictures like they live in 2013 instead of cropping them into that blocky ass polaroid frame.
"But they wanted that retro instant camera feel!!!"
You mean retro like the ability to instant message people and edit videos?
Fuck outta here
Why is it so god damn hard to find comfortable socks.
I also had the weirdest fucking dream last night that involved weird groups of people being all in the same room at the same time. At one point there were a bunch of dudes who I could only identify as “my father’s friends” and on top of that all my friends from school were there being ridiculous. Low key moment of the dream goes to my mom dragging me away from the fun stuff in order to dispose of an old printer (one that we actually did have at one point. i feel nostalgia for it now lol)
i stole a small subway car from the DC metro and drove it on the freeway
In my dream you kept sending Arielle weird packages (I think they were all laptop batteries) with weird inuyasha pictures on top. It was the ultimate troll thing for some reason.
I am going to eat ice cream today. It is inevitable. It will happen. You can not stop me. I am going to eat delicious fucking red velvet ice cream today.